the female equivalent of a simp. she overvalues men who treat her horribly.
Brittney is a simpess, her boyfriend has cheated on her 3 times now and she's still with him.
Guy 1: bro she's really into me, she bought me a gift yesterday
Guy 2: bro trust me, she's a simpess
Its simp, but instead of men its used on women
Jessica: I would eat my hair just so Jason were could notice me
Michael: SIMPESS!
Some girl that is looking for money like a whore looking for dicks
P1: hey bro i got a simpess
P2: get away from her right now, she would only want you for the money.
P1: chilll she won’t
10 minutes later
P1 gets a notification from simpess
P1: she said i’m too broke for her
P2: see, i told you she would want you only for the money