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Red Velvet Pummel

The same acts described in the Hummel Pummel, only the girl receiving the head-butting is on her period.

"Yo did you totally bone your girlfriend for her birthday last night?"

"Nah she was on her period, so i gave her the Red Velvet Pummel instead"

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

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Bostwick Bash

The same sexual acts in the Hummel Pummel, only the one head-butting the vagina has to be wearing a clown wig. This provides a little more cushion than the original Hummel Pummel.

"My new girlfriend Kristin has never been Pummeled before, so we started out easy with the Bostwick Bash."

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

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Brown Town Pummel

The same sexual acts described in the Hummel Pummel, but instead of reaching into a vagina and yanking the contents out, the one "pummeling" goes elbow deep into the anus and yanks out the contents.

"We felt like switching it up in the sack last night, so she let me give her the Brown Town Pummel"

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

5👍 4👎


Hummel Pummel

A series of sexual acts in which one partner is tied to the bed and spreads her legs while the other acquires pushpin needles to push through her nipples, then proceeds to head-butt her vagina 7-10 times, thrusts his or her whole arm into said vagina, grabbing on to whatever they can and yanking the contents out.

"Dude, why is Kristin walking so funny today?"

"Oh I totally gave her the Hummel Pummel last night"

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

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