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chubstep

This word has multiple applications in the world of dubstep music. It may refer to:

1) A dubstep with a fat or tasty beat, dirtiness not withstanding (even the filthiest of beats is, to a dubstep fan, perfectly edible)

2) Witnessing a person of overweight or obese stature dancing to any song that could be classified as dubstep. This usage is often accompanied with a slight gesture of the eyes, hands, or face in the general direction of the chubstepper.

3) a male-to-male reference about another male friend who had sex with an overweight or obese girl the night before. Typically, the usage of the word in this context should be accompanied by the vocal reproduction of dubstep's signature 'whamp whamp' wobble bass, and synchronized pelvic thrusts, as well as a mimed grabbing of an ass much wider than the male friend.

1) "Shiiiiiiiiit, this is some mofuckin CHUBstep right here."

2) (whispered to a friend) "chubsteeeeeeeep."

3) "Yo, did you fuckin' see Steve? You didn't?! Awwwww, maaaaaaaaaaan, you didn't see...?! maaaaaaaaan, dude was gettin' that CHUUUBstep last night. (grabs invisible fat bitch and mimes the intercourses with her in doggy style) WHAMP WHAMP WHAAAAAMP, WH- WH- WH- WH- WHAA WHAA WHAAA WHAAAAAAAAA.... (continue for as long as necessary)"

by charzobrado. December 23, 2010

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Slate Rape

A new term in the world of Skateboarding, BMX and parkour, Slate Rape refers to any particularly brutal pavement injury sustained while skating, biking or performing parkour.

-Shit, Jimmy just got Slate Raped.

-......should I call the ambulance?

-.......nah.

by charzobrado. December 23, 2010

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reuhlquick

reuhlquick is an expression intended to imply that something should be done in a timely manner, while also appearing casual about said thing. the 'reuhl' portion of this word should be given emphasis, accompanied by a slight slurring of the speech.

In addition, reuhlquick can be said after explaining what one intends to do as a way of explaining that it will not take very long. In this case, either the emphasis should be more towards the 'quick' portion of the word, or it should be spoken with even emphasis throughout.

yo, I just gotta pee reuhlquick and then we'll dip.

Hey man, if I were you I'd submit that paper to professor Hawkins reuhlquick. I think you got like 20 minutes left to do that shit.

by charzobrado. December 23, 2010

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