Chinese overtime

n. unpaid work time before or after regular scheduled work hours; adv. working overtime without monetary compensation.

1. My boss is exploiting me with Chinese overtime.
2. Are you doing Chinese overtime tonight?
3. Ambitious interns work lots of Chinese overtime hoping they'll be hired after graduation.
4. Confucius say, "Chinese overtime only good for resume, or person who like to volunteer."

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Chinese Glue

n. Leftover rice porridge, or reconstituted hard rice used as an adhesive; a booger or snot stuck on the finger(s).

Having exhausted his bottle of Elmer's, and rolls of tape, he resorted to Chinese glue so he could finish the school annual photo layout.

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