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This is when one or more parties engage in sexual activity with a frozen chicken leg inserted in their anus.
I probably got sominilia from doing that San Francisco Rooster Tail a couple weeks ago.
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This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while she has chewing gum in her mouth. Just before the man ejaculates she blows a bubble and catches his sperm in it and then has the guy chew it up.
Sarah pulled the old Kalamazoo Gumdrop on Chase. He was not happy.
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This is when a man is performing oral sex on a woman and doesn't know she's a "squirter" until it's "too late".
I took that hot bitch home from the bar and went down on her but she pulled a hello kitty on my ass.
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This is when a man has missionary sex with a woman (who doesn't shave) and pulls out then ejaculates on her bush then performs oral sex on her. The inference is that her bush is kinda like a "birds nest".
Lisa: That dude seemed alright but he got drunk, did the woodstock, then tried to kiss me. Not cool.
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This is when a man is having sex with a woman and gives her a facial then licks it off. The inference is that at the end the man looks like a dog "lapping up" the semen. And, of course, snoopy is white.
I didn't think I could stomach it but I did the snoopy last night with Nina and it was pretty hot!!
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When a lesbian (or bi) woman performs oral sex on another woman while either one (or both) has a candy cane inserted in their anus.
Well, it's Christmas so I thought Casandra and Jill would be doing the old Peppermint Patty.
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