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The romantic/platonic/rivalry ship name between Wolfgang Brandt and Devon Neii. Honestly at this point I'm not sure what it counts as. Are they lovers? Friends? Enemies? They're so homoerotic.
As for the reasoning behind the name itself, I'm a bit unsure. Devon Neii enjoys gardening, and Lambda, Wolfgang's creator, saw a Venus flytrap recently-- hence the name. The penis part is likely a funny bit. I wish they would just confess their love for each other already. This is like an enemies to lovers fanfiction. Just kiss already. Jeez.
"Dude, did you hear what happened with Penis Flytrap recently?"
"Oh, no. I hope they didn't fuck. We already have enough of that."
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The platonic ship name between Ezekiel Cardoso and Kyuukei Okai. Why is it called Burger, you may ask? Well, that would be because 'Kyuukei Okai' translates to 'onion town' in Japanese. When Ezekiel Cardoso wears his helmet, it appears to be very similar to a small chocolate Maltese ball. In America, these are typically referred to as a 'Whopper'.
Another type of Whopper would be the Whopper you get at Burger King; which is another name for a hamburger. In conclusion, it's factual that onions go on burgers, and a Whopper is a type of hamburger.
"Hey, have we ever told you about how the ship name Burger came to be??"
"Oh my god. Actually shut the fuck up."
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Basically another word to use in place of the word that is 4 letters long, starts with an 'r' and is not particularly nice.
"Wow, did you hear what happened to Valerie?????"
"Yeah, I heard she got Taisuke'd......"
The unfortunate romantic ship name between Simon Estefanello-Nekutai and Armin Hazama. The ship came to be due to the fact that they had gay fucking sex in #villa-1. Seriously. What is wrong with you people.
The 'Min' part derives from ArMIN. The only reason why Min is first, is because Armin has a 12 inch dick and is therefore the top in the relationship. 'Mon' is quite obviously taken from SiMON. Not to be confused with the Minions from Despicable Me.
To the dismay of both, Armin is such a fucking loser that he didn't have sex with protection on. Now Simon is pregnant with his fucking child. I hate Minmon.
"I hate Minmon so much."
"Yeah, me too."
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