ghetto fabulous

When a poor dude gets rich yet he still fries boloney on the stove.

That ghetto fabulous mofo is wearing a folex with his fosacci.

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jagfuck

An extremely useless person.

I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.

Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.

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CHIPPERS

Greatest and sexiest guy alive. Always constantly cool

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slutalia

Italian Slut

Combination of slut and the Italian word for Italy, "Italia."

We were on the train from Venezia to Firenze and saw four slutalias walk by wearing practically nothing.

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blizm with my flip flop

share some booze with a complete stranger, usually some mad dog or a 40.

Hey man, wanna blizm with my flip flop.

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beldar

A Canadian with severe body dysmorphic disorder. Closely resembles Subway Jarrod.

Willy is a fucking beldar.

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chipmorechips

To suck multiple cocks.

After making a few nickels trading penny stocks, chip was ready for some serious chipmoerchips with his buddies.

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