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person 1: I have the power of Kelly and anime on my side!!111!!1!1!
person 2: shit
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If you ever meet a Claudio, you are screwed and blessed at the same time. If he pays attention to you, the likelihood is that you will be smacked by random objects, including but not limited to a fan, his sunglasses, or whatever he is holding at the moment. He has a certain inclination towards floral shirts, pinstriped pajama resembling pants, and purple socks. He can be very nice, but if you invoke his rage through lack of en dehors, then get ready to be ignored.
1. Claudio: WHERE IS THE EN DEHORS. THIS IS VAGANOVA. VA-GA-NO-VA.
2. Person 1: Claudio ignored me today in class
Person 2: oof same
3. Claudio (for no apparent reason) : SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!
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the food of god and unicorns, what angels sleep on at night, and literal HEAVEN in your mouth. They are compatible with anything and everything. Sunshine? yep. Rainbows? yep. That piece of 3 week old cheese you left on the table for the mouse you thought was your friend but isn't? sure why not? Jiggly pancakes can make anything better, even if you don't eat the heavenly morsels, because of their special motion. The J i G g Le. You poke? they jiggle. You breathe? they jiggle. You look at them wishing that they could be in your mouth at this very moment? they jiggle tantalizingly as you run across the room, fork in hand. Seriously, jiggly pancakes are like donuts to bagels, and now I really want one so lemme just...
OMG THERES A JIGGLY PANCAKE THAT HAS NUTELLA AND STRAWBERRIES ON IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
a ballet technique that is painful to do and watch. staples of the technique are the alacebesque, extremely strange pirouette preparation, and the infamous claws.
person 1: is that an SAB shirt?
person 2: yes
person 1: die you balanchine demon
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How to explain.... you know when someone pulls their leggings into their ass? yep. now add not really caring and some sequences of *cat-cow-cat-cow* then there go you, you've got a camelboe. Oh and don't forget to sit in a circle, and when your name is called, say your favorite color/food/age/random word. On rare days, bad becomes mediocre, and life can be slightly enjoyable, so enjoy the sunshine while it lasts. All around though, she is probably a good person, but again, those leggings...
CamelBoe: Everyone, say your favorite color
person 1: yellow
CamelBoe: honey, you have to speak louder
person 1: YELLOW
CamelBoe: what did you say? you need to speak up.