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A game played on the inside of a moving car in which any time the car is under a yellow traffic light (though some interpretations state that the yellow light only needs to be seen by any one or more of the passengers). After the presence of the yellow light is made known, all passengers must try to touch the ceiling of the car. The last individual to touch the ceiling of the car must remove one article of clothing of their choice. Please note that the driver may participate in the game, but any safety hazards resulting from the driver of a large vehicle trying to pull their shirt over their head are not the responsibility of the individual writing this definition.
Person 1: Yellow light!
(Persons 2-4 place their hands of the ceiling of the car)
Person 5: Dammit, I was texting!
Person 1: The yellow light game rules!
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A hungarian surname which directly translates to "monster truck that walks like a man". It is possible to detect the approach of a Teszler by both the tremularity of the ground and the sudden excitement of all farm animals in the area (if you suspect that a Teszler might be in the area it is advised that you securely restrain all of your livestock, as they may attempt to flee). Surprisingly, Teszlers have small penises, but they make up for it by having seven of them.
The name "Teszler" first appeared in Szolnok in the year 1288 with Ada the Whale Tamer (this being all the more impressive as Szolnok is about three hundred miles from the nearest ocean). Her descendants went on to declare war on France and win so easily that the French voluntarily set fire to all of their historians so that future generations would not have to live with the shame. Ada's children (of which their were only four), however, preserved the story using the world's first word processing machines, which they later destroyed so as to not make everyone else feel bad.
Person A: Hey, did you know that Nikola Tesla had like six penises?
Person B (rolling eyes): Duh, his mom was a Teszler! Plus, he had seven, not six.
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LARPwashing is the practice of misrepresenting historical movements or figures by projecting radical political ideologies onto them, usually done by individuals who advocate for such ideologies without engaging in meaningful action. It can be seen as the opposite of whitewashing. Where a whitewasher might elide the less savory aspects of a figure like Nelson Mandela, a LARPwasher will try to amplify them in order to make the figure seem more edgy and radical.
A larpwasher might, for example, insist that Apartheid in South Africa was ended solely through force of arms, ignoring that the ANC quickly abandoned terrorism in favor of compromise and reconciliation with the National Party. But the most common variety of LARPwashing involves insisting that the civil rights movement in the United States was largely militant, rather than nonviolent.
Bro, shut up. MLK was not a militant Maoist, you need to stop LARPwashing.