dismf

combination of "dis" and "mf"" (this mother fucker)
pronunciations:
"dis muh fuh"
"dis mufuckuh"
"dis mf"

a: what did you get on the bio quiz
b: i got a 60
a: dismf....

Gort

Noun
A general sound muchlike the sound made of stepping in a wet sneaker, mud, or passing gas. typically inferring the sound is "wet" or "moist."
Verb
(of a person or thing) make a noise that is of a swampy or sloshy characteristic.

1: I was walking through the wet snow; it went, "gort, gort, gort."
2. Andrew: man! whats that smell?
Silas: sorry, I gorted.....