dinktwat

Technically, a small useless thing. But more usually a general insult/term for a hopeless twit.

What boardroom dinktwat came up with the idea that we stop using the term spyware and now call it "unwanted 3rd party software"?

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hungry bum

Also known as a wedgie, where the underpants are drawn/forced/pulled/slipped up into the butt crack.

That hungry bum they gave Clarence in gym class left a big skid mark on his gauchies.

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blue sirocco

Getting farted on during sex. (A sirocco is a hot wind from the desert)

Fuck, I got grossed out last night, dude! I was going the growl on my girl friend and she totally gave me a blue sirocco. She blamed it on the chili she had for lunch, but I think she did it on purpose.

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growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

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slurd

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It's made up of the slushy stuff that builds up behind the wheels and is also known as a car booger.

Bill, the idiot, crashed his car into a telephone pole playing "Dodge the Slurds" on his way to the store today. He's such a stupid dinktwat!

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Screaming Nun

A pointless manouvre performed by a drunken idiot in which he pulls his pants and shorts down to his knees, pushes his package down between his thighs which he clamps together to hold said parts firmly in place, then pulls his shirt bottom up over his face and head. Then, while holding everything in place, he scoots away, shrieking for attention at the top of his lungs. Nobody knows why.... but it IS funny to watch.

"On a bet, Larry tried to perform the difficult and legendary Screaming Nun as he left the bar, but unfortunately he ran into a telephone pole and knocked himself unconsious. So naturally his buddies rifled his wallet, took his money and left him lying on the sidewalk."

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crowsfoot noggin

Oral sex (head) from a cougar (older lady).

Crowsfoot noggin is the best. Experience pays off big time.

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