hot dong

A sexual encounter in which the penis of a male sexual partner is placed inside a hotdog bun and then consumed by the other sexual partner in some form of fellatio. The hot dong can be performed either flaccid or erect, depending on penis size and sexual fetish.

The hot dong can be garnished with the usual condiments: ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, etc. The bun can be toasted to improve the texture, taste, and structural integrity of the hot dong.

My girlfriend was hungry after watching 50 Shades of Grey, so I gave her a hot dong.

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Mothermergency

Portmanteau of "mother" and "emergency".

An occurence in which a mother calls upon her child (or children) for a seemingly unimportant task or advice for something that is common knowledge amoug most people during a time in which said child is actually in the middle of something vitally importance.

*ring ring*
Child: Hello? Mom?
Mother: Hi sweetie, which remote do I use to get Netflix?
Child: Um, which TV are you watching?
Mother: The big one.
Child: Mom, both TV's are big. Are you using the Plasma or OLED?
Mom: What?
Child: I'm at work right now. Can this wait until I come over tonight?
Mom: Well, my friend called, you know Marcie, her son's going to medical school? Anyway, she said that there was an episode of the Great British Baking Show with a recipe for Danish Almond Delights that I should try making. I was thinking of making them for the upcoming bake sale at the church and...
Child: Not another mothermergency!!*bangs head on desk*