Duck

The dick that you are currently fucking. Meant to dehumanize and strip away the face and personality attached to the genitals that are taking care of your sexual needs during a brief period between more serious love interests.

Raquel: “Oh my god, Paul, I’m so sorry. I think I accidentally invited my duck to your pool party.”

Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”

Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”

Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”

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