SUV

A vehicle that when driven is comprable to drunk driving. In other words, the offending driver is likely to walk away without a scratch, while the victim is usually just fucked.

I got hit by an SUV, but it's ok, because I got a million bucks. And all I had to do was break my neck!

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u

Short for "you". Used by people who are too lazy to make TWO FUCKIN' EXTRA KEYSTROKES. I imagine they all must look like that Jarred asshole, pre-Subway.

I am more 1337 than U!

Shut the fuck up, you tool.

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the talk

A conversation most American parents try to have with their teens, telling them all about sex even though they've already known it all for a couple of years by that time. Therefore it only serves to embarass the teen.

I'm not having the talk with my kids, I want them to just learn it all on the internet and from the kids at school like I did, and like everyone should.

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Eddie Guerrero

The current WWE heavyweight champion (aka the "Smackdown" champion), and probably the best all around wrestler in the company today. Eddie can hold his own with the likes of Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle in terms of technical wrestling, and is just as good a high flyer as RVD. Furthermore, he is one of the most charismatic wrestlers on the mic. In fact, I think he's the best talker working full time that WWE has. He uses the frog splash as a finisher, and is known to lie, cheat, and steal his way to some of the most creative victories in recent memory (see his Wrestlmania XX victory over Kurt Angle). He's overcome drug addiction and being an undersized wrestler in a company known for pushing giants, and I'm extremely happy for him.

Eddie Guerrero could carry a broomstick to a good match.

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Creed

The only band to suck so bad they actually GOT SUED FOR SUCKING. Their lead singer is the biggest wanker ever.

I was just at a Creed concert, and that singer started posing like Jeebus, so I barfed. Now I'm gonna sue them for making me sick.

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Jay and Silent Bob

The two pimpest dudes ever. Sure, they may deal drugs and Jay has the IQ of a hamster, but damn they are sweet. Also known as Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, or Bluntman and Chronic.

I'm Jay, and this is my hetro lifemate, Silent Bob.

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cream soda

Awesome soft drink with a light vanilla flavor. Often distributed by well known root beer companies for some reason.

IBC cream soda is the best.

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