Hugo

Hugo has a big dick, its not even small

hugo has a big dick because its not small even though people say its small its not, its so big actually, stop saying its small. you are hurting his self confidence not that you could anyway because he has a big dick and sophie didn't leave him for his brother because of that, he dumped her because she slept with his brother who has a smaller dick anyway. Hugo is a really cool guy whos chill and can shrug anything off.

person 1: wow his name is hugo
person 2: He must have a big dick I'm so jealus
sophie: I want to fuck his brother
person 1: don't say that, he has a big dick
Sophie: wow I like him now, hugo is so cool, his brother isn't and has a small dick, not like hugo who has a big dick
Person 2: I agree, he has a big dick, not a small one