coocfuzz

when your coochie flaps are so itchy that daily tasks are hindered/

Person 1- hoe clean up this room now please
person 2 - sorry i have coocfuzz
person 1 - oh sorry bbg

Herting

When you pop a blood vessel in your rectum, very common.

Person1: Yo, dude, why're you taking so long??!

Person2: Sorry, bro, I'm herting right now.

Person1: Oh.. Okay bro.

Peestipated

When you really need to pee, but coocfuzz prevents you from doing so.

Person one: Babe I really need help
Person two: are you peestipated again?
Person one: yes, the coocfuzz is really getting to me.