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When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.
Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"
John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"
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Similar to constipation except instead of not being able to pee, you just dont want to.
Person one: "Oh man I really have to pee."
Person two:" Well then go pee."
Person one:" But I'm to comfortable to pee!"
Person two:" Oh, you didn't tell me you had peestipation."
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When you really need to pee, but coocfuzz prevents you from doing so.
Person one: Babe I really need help
Person two: are you peestipated again?
Person one: yes, the coocfuzz is really getting to me.
When you have to go pee but you held it in for song long that it's hard to get it out. And you may have to push on your bladder.
Math class was so long that I got fucking peestipated.
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When you have pee really badly but it won’t come out.
I went to the bathroom and I was Peestipated
Where you want to pee but you can't
Your constipated, but peeing wise
Guy 1: You good in there?
Guy 2: I think I'm peestipated