phantom poo

When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!

Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!

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shmooty

A word I made up.
Something you say when you are happy.

A combination of shibby, moo and some other word which I forgotten

Wow, free tickets to Queens Of The Stone Age?
Shmooty!

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zing

The new term for owned, said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.

Person 1: So, what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Your Mum.....ZING.

(although you usually have to say somethign funnier than this example)

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Weebl & Bob

The coolest Flash series to ever hit the Intraweb! Weebl & Bob love pie.

Learn about these fascinating creatures and their habits at weebl.jolt.co.uk

Hey, who rocks? Weebl & Bob? Damn Straight!

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Gunningsoul

A wannabe ninja. Ninjas are uber cool, and Gunningsoul is just "cool", being an "uber" away from uber-coolness.

He likes the film Shaun of the Dead though, which is lovely.

Gunningsoul doesn't know the art of the ninja.

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reservoir dogs

Quentin Tarantino's "First" film, about a botched Bank heist.
Includes the (in)famous ear torture scene.

Reservoir Dogs?
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to right, here I am stuck in the middle with you"

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Welf

W.E.L.F = Whiny Emo Livejournal Faggot.

Used for people who have online diary/blog things, and post in them.

Ha ha ha, you've got a Livejournal you WELF.

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