A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.
(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)
Person 1: "Hey, isn't that..."
Person 2: "A KAWAII GOOSE! RUN!!!"
Kawaii goose: "Come back!!!"
This is a human being who is just a loser. For example, this person is just a cringy uncultured being.
Person: Wanna study?
Me: L bozo us cool kids don't study
A person who tries way to hard to make a funny joke. For example, 10-12 year olds (that pick me's) make jokes that are 3 months old, just to impress others. To reply to these unfunny and cringy jokes, people use "goofy ahh" to express their emotions and hatred for these types of people.
Person: OMG!! THAT WAS LITERALLY SO FUNNY!!!*giggles cutely*
Me: goofy ahh :/
A Goose listening to sad xxxtentacion songs through his headphones.
Me: Hey look its an emo goose
Goose: "MOONLIGHT UH MOONLIGHT YUUH"