adgjlwryipxvn

this utter state of boredom is achieved by typing "a to l" while missing every other letter followed by doing "w to p" and then "x to n"

"yo, i just typed adgjlwryipxvn! I bet no-one ever thought of that one before!"
"alright, time to take your meds, grandma."

Josiah Trelawny

He disappears constantly, he is an amazing character, AND he's hot?

impossible

"bro i love josiah trelawny!"
"i prefer josiah trelawny"

gumbarino

A person who constantly sticks gum under the table at school

"well, where else am i supposed to put my gum?"
"shut up, you gumbarino"

horseflesh

judging horses

"ask bob, he's the best judge on horseflesh"
"ok"