smashbag

1. A bag that needs/could be smashed

2. A mimsy that could take as much smashing as your grandma

3. A packet of instant mashed potato

4. A piece of memorabilia from a mashed potato alien craft (UK advert) (note could be flange like)

1. This paper bag is surprisingly flimsy, Yes infact it is smashed

2.Holy Moly, Chris, I thought that your gran could take a smashing, just look at the broken flange flaps on that biatch!

3.
Chris:This mashed potato tastes like shite!
Adam:Of course , it is instant after all!!

4. Here, Take this smashbag as a token of our appreciation?

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magic darts

1. Once upon a time, there was a great man named sid woodell, he had many sayings, although his greatest is of course, Magic Darts

2. When something is going well/makes sense it is said to be Magic Darts

3. Scoring an unusually high score in darts

1.
Chris: I heard sid woodell say that he was as happy as a penguin in a microwave the other day!

Adam: Magic Darts!

2.
Craig: I've only gone and found a fucking tenner!!!
Adam: Magic Darts

3.
Chris: WOW I have just scored 181 in three darts!!
Craig: Funking hell, that is Magic Darts

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