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Someone who loves Justin Beiber probably more than they should, in any case. You might want to see a doctor about this.
Justin Beiber Fan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I LOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE YOOOUUUU, JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
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The #1 cause of death, most commonly in teenagers. In other words, it means that you have some sort of maddening obsession over a boy or girl and you just CAN'T stop thinking about them. Oh, and you 'like' them. Lots. Like, 'like like'.
Donna had a crush on this boy down the street. He was your regular, cute, boy that seemed just perfect for her. The crush got so insane that she was starting to think she was having obsession problems and resorted to going to see a shrink.
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A terrible situation or experience that occurs in your childhood life. It is usually really bad, and is something that is carried inside you forever, possibly making you anti-social or have a phobia of some kind.
1. Being beaten
2. Raped
3. Death of family/friend
4. Murder of family/friend
And more terrible things.
These are all examples of Childhood Traumas.
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A smiley, basically. The two periods are eyes and the three is a pursed mouth, like a kissy face.
1: Sup? .3.
2: Nothing much. .3.
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Commercials that appear to come on so much that you would very much like to die, or destroy the tv. Like those commercials that say '...if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours...' Those drive me insane. And I don't understand the whole bathtub thing.
Timmy was just a bored little boy who enjoyed watching tv, when, all of a sudden, a repetitive commercial came on. He didn't think of it much until it had those same words as every commercial. He then proceeded to think of how he would pay money to actually get rid of commercials than actually have them advertized.
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Probably the most unwinnable game since the computerwas able to play with you. Basically, if you win, you feel like a celebrity, and if you lose, well, you die a little inside.
Dude that just won chess: "YES. I FEEL LIKE A GOD!"
Dude that just loss chess: "......I'm gonna go kill myself."
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'My Life is Justin Beiber'. It's a website for insane Justin Beiber fans.
Insane JB-fan: "JUSTTTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNNN BEEEEEEIBBBBERRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" MLIJB
Normal person: CALM DOWN. NOW. OR THIS PIPE'S GOING IN YOUR FACE.
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