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A phrase used for those special occasions (ie. Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary) when a woman bestows your wishes and gives the gift of swallowing, rather than her norm of spitting.
I have been avoiding asparagus and garlic and pushing the pineapple and candied ginger, I have a Swallowday this week.
Her: Hey what do you want to do for your birthday?
Him: I'd like to catch a game, hit a few bars then celebrate my Swallowday.
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An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
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A kayak in the Puget Sound.
Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.
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The binging of various different drugs over a period of time, every day until the vacation is over, so as to be completely high for the entirety of the trip.
Phil: Man, last week I went on a chemical vacation with my band, it was a really bonding experience. We did Acid the first night, shrooms the next, ecstasy the third night, ketamine on night four and we must have gone through an oz. of weed. By day five, I was almost ready to have a heart attack!