Effing Stallion

(n) a person that just deserves a medal for existing. often referred to as the true unsung heroes of our time, no great feats are required from them, only that their presence is exalted. statues are often erected in their honor.

That Adrian Hixenbaugh(see The Effing Stallion) is such an effing stallion. Man RJ, we need to erect a statue of him.

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Soul Power Squeeze

(n) (also know as "flatulication") the act of engaging in sexual intercourse in which one of the participants releases a seismic flatch. this occurs due to the build up of tension while attempting to refrain from flatulating by contracting the buttocks. the pressure becomes too great, and a fart tears out of the butt, resulting in an awkward silence between both participants. an excuse is usually made by the other participant in which they attempt to get the hell out of there.

Hey man, did you hear that Zack gave Ally the Soul Power Squeeze last night?

That Zack kid thought he was the shit until he pulled the Soul Power Squeeze on some chick.

Nothing ends a one night stand like the Soul Power Squeeze...

Feel like getting rid of a clinger? SPS ;)

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