force manure

The legel way of phrasing shit happens.

From the USWU. (United Scat Workers Union)

The force manure clause in the proposed labor agreement is an insult to shit and our shitty brothers everywhere.

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himility

himility n. (himble, hermility, hermble) The ability to demonstrate and perceive that you are humble while being an egotistical, self centered, narcissistic megalomaniac. Synonmous with the feminine version. Hermility. AKA Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton. Adverb form Himbly and Hermbly.

Donald Trump graciously and himbly accepted the nomination for President from the National Rifle Association of Bigoted Xenophobic Americans for the Betterment of the World aka The Murica Party. His himility is something that has taken the nation by storm.

Donald Trump The Donald You're Fired Benghazi Bernie Sanders Rocks!!Everybody Matters

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Panfie

A selfie taken in Panorama mode on a phone that, is a 360 degree rotated shot including all visible and the taker of the photograph. At the time of defining this term there are 174 photos on IG tagged with panfie. None of them meet the definition above.

One day Frank took a, selfie and thought what, of he takes it and spins the camera all the way around. The Panfie was born.