UDM

Urban Dictionary Master, one who has the ability to access Urban Dictionary at all times and possesses the need to use it in both times of need and in times of excess.

David is definitely the UDM, I asked him what laundry limbo is and he told me in less than ten minutes.

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FRED beer

A freshly opened beer, that the drinker has every intention to drink, but due to intoxication is unable to do so.

Failed Reconciliation of Expected Drink

James passed out and left a FRED beer next to him.

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