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Not marriage material

Persons who have been riding the Merry-go-pound for too long and have developed the See-saw-syndrome.

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Flurfle

A relationship in which two parties are in love, but are not in any form of formal relationship. Can also be used as a descriptive term for the other party, similar to boyfriend or girlfriend.

Marissa and I have been flurfles for about four months now. She's the best flurfle I've ever had.

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codshit

nonsense or go nowhere conversation, specifically conversations where all parties are loaded.

"I was drunk at a club last night talking codshit to a guy from the UK"

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fear-fucker

A person, usually female, who uses sex as a means to justify their existence. The result being a temporary alleviation of the fear of invisibility.
Sexual bulimia

"It's not that Jenny is a slut, per se, she's a FEARFUCKER. She thinks that getting reamed by any stranger qualifies her as a 'Hottie'"

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Paifjpaetji

n.

A sexual climax induced by citrus fruits, especially oranges.

And in the high point of fucking an orange, a male usually experiences a paifjpaetji, resulting in the instant ejaculation of seminal fluids.

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See-saw-syndrome

Using a playground as a metaphor for the sexual arena, this syndrome afflicts females that have become socially invisible to men in certain circles because they have been taken for a "ride" by all.
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Merry-go-pound

"See that chick?"
"I saw that chick - been there, done that."
"Me too"

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Verl

Mr. Verl - A Pirate with the ability to confuse even the most common of humans.

Can commonly be heard spouting the word "woooo"

"Verl, stfu. STOP SAYING WOOO!"

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