CAPS ATTACK

What you get when you IM someone after a day of writing stored procedures in SQL.

-HEY DUDE WHATS'UP?
-Why are you yelling?
-Oops sorry I was programming in SQL earlier and got caps attacked.

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wake and fry

When you partake of the LSD while, or shortly after, waking up.

- Good morning!
- Dude, why is there a small, rectangular piece of paper in my mouth?
- Time to wake and fry!