jizzrag

A piece of cloth that one uses to clean up semen after ejaculating.

Oh shit! My mom found by jizzrag last night, bro!

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Platinum

a bitch ass name posers use to describe themselves when they have lame ass game and are gay

"Yeah, man my name is Platinum...I'm the biggest simp I know. I beat off every weekend like my dick owes me money."

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week day

sunday night, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, monday morning.

A day of the week when you generally don't get drunk....

Exeptions include new years eve

Idiot: Wanna drink up?
Dubs: I got work tomorrow, and its a weekday... idiot...

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doing a heff

Having a sulk and refusing to speak to anyone. Buggering off at the first sign of a row instead of sorting it out

"Your boyfriend is doing a Heff"

orange crush

a type of weed with the little red hairs, its not putting orange peel in your pot.

Is it the one with the little red hairs and the fresh greenery?

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love

A word commonly used by males to get sex

Guy: I love you
Girl: Ok, I'm ready to have sex

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Riley

1. A person who acts in such a mannor as to make a fool of him/her self( As in the case of Pat Riley).
2. An action performed by an individual or group lacking in luster, hilarity, rhyme or reason, which may also be, stupid, idiotic, or sophomoric.

Aka: Rileyed, Rileys', Blasco

"Way to go riley!"

"Geez, you really rileyed that one."

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