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when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.
John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.
when your parents die and you make a dildo out of their ashes to make the pain go away through orgasms.
John: bro my parents just died im so sad.
Bob: its all good bro just dildofy them, it will make the pain go away instantly.
John: damn your right im gonna do that now and have the most glorious orgasm of all time.