Ringneck

A person who has surpassed brown nosing. Their head is so far up the bosses ass there's a permanent shit ring around their neck.

Coworker: where's Pete?

You: in the office with his head up Tim's ass again.

Coworker: what a fucking ringneck.

Poland

The country in central Europe known for tall people, volleyball, vodka and extremely hot chicks. The school system is really hard, so when someone can give you a definition of surface integrals, knows what the capital city of Somalia is, and recognizes Charlemagne on some medieval coins, he is probably polish middle school student. The citizens of Poland drink gallons of alcohol and don't get drunk at all. They use vodka as an energy drink during volleyball games and skijumping. Polish girls are damn hot, and they speak English with strange russian accent, but their grammar and vocabulary is better than native americans'. When polish workers cant finish the task, they call for brothers, cousins and every second friend, and they get it done in 2am in the morning, but thats ok, because they dont charge.
Unfortunately other nations will never understand polish humor, since its based on polish language, which is fucking hard and has been never understood by any non-polish person.

Wojtek: Are you sure its vodka?
Tadeus: Its pure alcohol dude!
Party in Poland

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