ViagraVated

A condition that occurs mainly among 40-50 something year old women who have had enough of their 50-60 something year old husbands prescription for Erectile Deficiency medication ...

This condition can apply to women of all ages and social positions, mistresses,strippers, secretaries, hookers/escorts ...

Stella: Wow Ethel your husband can hardly keep his hands off you since he got his "Instant-Boner Happy-time Medication" for E.D.

Ethel: Yeah and I am so over it, he may have the urges of a 22 year old soccer boy but they're locked up in the flabby 64 year old body of an outta shape accountant ... I am totally VIAGRAVATED !

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Cumpanion

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues

Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !

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