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Cumpanion

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues

Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !

by damagicman63 March 25, 2010

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Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

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cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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Cumpanions

Two (or more) individuals who engage in sexual activities and hangout infrequently without defining it as a full-on relationship. See Friends with Benefits.

Dude 1:"yeah Sarah and I hook up a lot, I guess we are cumpanions."
Dude 2:"makes sense man, you guys hang out a decent amount."

by DualFlameButane December 23, 2015


Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

by clear creek October 9, 2022