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when a hooker charges $50 but you sell your dick for 25 cents
when you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and blow a cloud of vape inside and she farts a ring
dude watch this girl do a vapeal
when you slam your balls into a girls ass
yo dude i totally kobe that girl
9π 3π
When you do a handstand with a lighter in your butthole while having an aerosol can spraying towards the lighter.
Dude hold my beer I'm gonna do a down south blowtorch to light the bonfire yee yee.
when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket
man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket
9π 2π
when you have a 3 way with a hermaphrodite and a girl you both get to have it your way
hey honey want to try burger king
28π 11π
when your girl says you want a beggin strip and you think shes talking to the dog but pulls out a dick instead
are you gonna beg for a beggin strips