Phantom

after taking a shit you look down at the toilet bowl to notice there is nothing there. Often leading to confusion as to whether or not you actually dumped.

This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty

Gary: You look confused, Paul.

Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!

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Ghosty

When taking a shit after you wipe your ass there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Gary: WOW that was quick.
Paul: Yea.. I did a ghosty!

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