gti

Noun: A two-door hatchback made by volkswagen noted as the "sport model" of the Golf line. GTi stands for "Grand Touring Injection", making light of the fuel injection system used on the first models in the 1970's. The GTi is the originator of the terms "Hot Hatch" and "Pocket Rocket", with many auto manufacturers following suit creating cheap knock-offs upon the GTI's arrival in the States in 1983. Always immitated, never duplicated. Known for crisp handling, brisk acceleration and quality material build, for relative low cost.

I kicked the snot out of some tool in a rice rocket with my trusty 1991 GTI with 175,000 miles. And it still looks sharp, too.

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chooch

A star shaped testical, found mainly in males that reside in whyoming.

"I wish I may, I wish I might, first chooch I see tonight."

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Chooch

A star shaped testical found primarily in prehistoric times.

I wish I may, I wish I might, first chooch I see tonight.

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Planter's Penis

A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.

Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!

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White Stripes

Quirky two-piece band of pasty-pale individuals obsessed with the colors red and white. Low-Fi.

"Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground kicks ass, BEOTCH."

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Porsche

A car your poor ass will never own.

That Ferdinand Porsche sure knew air-cooled engines.

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