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A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.
Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.
The wide eyed gaze you get from your spouse or significant other when you tell them shocking or unusual news. A play on words from "deer in headlights."
Jane: What did your husband say about your secret $5000 shopping spree?
Margaret: Nothing. He just gave me the dear in headlights look.
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OH MY GOD NO TOILET PAPER!
The horrifying realization there is no toilet paper after a significant bowel movement.
texting: had to take emergency sit down at Wal-mart. OMG NTP!