the starbuck

when you are fucking someone on the ass, you pull out, stick 2 coffee stirrers inside said ass, then ask your unwitting partner if they have room for cream. if they say yes, nut away!

hoink: so you hooked up with the barrista last night?

clone: yeah, he asked for breakfast in bed, and all he got was the starbuck!

hoink: that explains the black eye.

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annie dill$

Leader of a new movement in modern dance for those who don't know how to dance or feel awkward about it. Based on doing whatever your body feels is right. Catch her at sercypaa in St. Pete.

That annie dill$ swsgtastic dance at sercypaa was liberating.