Celtic FC

To take a great deal of offence about an issue to which you have barely any connection.

"Hey I was at the movies the other day...that Brad Pitt can't act for shit."

"Ah take a fence tae at, Brad nd me er big pals nd all."

"Sorry speak in English please. In any case, it sounded like you were going Celtic FC on my ass."

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Bearsden

Glasgow's answer to Hollywood.

"Where ya from big chap?"
"Bearsden."
"Ooooh pish pash."

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