deja woot!

Seeing an item for sale on woot! that you saw previously.

This DVD player was just on woot! last week. It's deja woot! all over again.

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Moped

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

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Crapacity

1> To be full of crap.

2> To reach the fullest extent of inane subject matter.

3> To fill something with useless objects.

I think that message thread has reached its crapacity. I was moving my apartment and had to take several trips because my car reached its crapacity quickly. I've reached my crapacity in collecting trolls.

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Smutten

1. A combination of Smitten and Smut.

2. Smitten in a very lustful, smutty way.

John is so smutten with Amy. He wants to play with her breasts like a kitten plays with a ball of yarn.

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wootmas

The day your woot! bag of crap arrives via FedEx.

I'm so excited! FedEx tracking says my bag of crap is coming today! It's beginning to feel a lot like wootmas!

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