fuck a fatty

a phrase expressing one's disappointment in the fact that there are no attractive women available to "accompany" at that time.

Devin: Sean! I thought you said there would be some hot girls at this bar!

Sean: Well there are some, but they're already taken. Oh well. Looks like we're gonna fuck a fatty tonight.

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messy sleeper

One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.

Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?

Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?

Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.

Sean: They are such messy sleepers.

Devin: Agreed.

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