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What kind of dodo turd scatterbrained buffoon do you have to be to look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Diction.
Person: God I love Urban Dictionary
You: What's Urban Dictionary.
Person: Look it up.
You: *Looks up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary*
You: Now I'm sad.
A day to commemorate the fact that you were the fastest swimmer in your dad's ballsack
Person: What's your greatest achievement
You: I won a race against 500 Million participants. On my birthday none the less.
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