69er

2 guy?gal lick suck everything in sight of the ass!

guy1 "lick my ass honey"
guy2 "ok, only if you lick mine too"

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Haswell

Village in county Durham.

"When the Chantastic Five went to Haswell they saw the Grievance clan attacking a pensioner they beat them down.

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up

goin up the club to have a drink

where ya goin??
uuuuuuppppppp

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sackless

Insult used to say the person is useless, stupid or something to that.

"That sackless boy fell down the well!"

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Wally Waddles

A very large girl that plays hockey. Waddles like a duck. Doesn't move fast.

Girl from UN hockey team.

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Gallimore Crew

A crew of people who are extremely cool and "ubiquitous". The Gallimore Crew consists of 3 main members: Super Sonic "The donkey sniffer" Jim, Doodles "Has sex with poodles", and last but not least, Vuvu "Teh n00b".

Occasionally other members join like this Simon bloke and some kind of cot related man, but whos to be sure where they stand?

"Oi vuvu, are you gonna play on halo or are you just gonna fiddle with your nuts all day?"

"Hurry up jimmy! Pass me those peppercorns!"

"All their emblems are the same! I pwn j00!"

"You have now entered a suicide pact with the driver"

"Fag! Pre-pubesent cunt! Get a life! Grow some pubes! Get off the game! Ragh!!"

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golden time

during a dirty filthy sex sessin one performs the act of urinating on the other-commonly known as a golden shower

close your eyes and mouth honey its "golden time"

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