solelipsisism

Solelipsism- the dreadful sense that you know what the iPhone user is going to type as the three dots linger on your texting screen

As he pleaded with his ex to take him back for the unpteenth time, he was delighted to see an active text dots appear after so many cruel and barren months of being ghosted. Alas, 'twas only a case of solelipsisism when the reply "stop" followed by "forever " dropped onto the LCD of his wretched heart's screen