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Chewy Jive

Special way one tends to talk to a baby or pet. Raising your vocal pitch. Sounding like a child who is talking to someone or an animal that's irresistibly cute.

Chewy Jive Time. Aww! you are such a cute kitty!

by dropthekidsatthepool March 21, 2024


Newark On The Sea

A synonym for the city of San Juan, PR. Though San Juan is on the ocean and has palm trees, it has a lot of similarities to Newark, NJ. Gang bangers, crime, poverty, rude behavior are just some descriptions that come to mind. Many not all of its citizens adopt the urban ghetto lifestyle much like Newark and other cities such as Detroit, Washington DC, Camden, NJ and Boston to name a few.

Mr. and Mrs. Penny Rich took a vacation to San Juan, Puerto Rico. They described their trip as visting Newark On The Sea. Because, they were mugged, had their rental car jacked and their room burglarized. Mr. Rich states: "If we would have known San Juan was as dangerous as Newark we would have gone to St.Barts. We will tell our country club friends when we get back to Short Hills, NJ. that San Juan is just like Newark, NJ but with palm trees. There was garbage in the streets, thugs in Tommy Hilfigger droopy clothing.

by dropthekidsatthepool May 13, 2011

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Loser TV

TV exclusive to daytime. Broadcasters figure people watching are unemployed, uneducated and poor. Judge Judy, Peoples Court, Divorce Court and clones pander to those who feel they can get their 15 minutes of fame and fortune by airing their dirty laundry in a fake courtroom ruled by a celebrity judge. Other examples are low end talk shows which degenerate into shouting and shoving matches. Jerry Springer comes to mind. At least there's plenty of high comedy. A spin off show is the Steve Wilkos program. That bald guy whokept order on Jerry Springer now has his show. People come to see the Chicago cop as their wizard as they seek solutions to their problems. Springer and Wilkos are actually the high end of these shows. The bottom of the bunch is Maury Povich's show. A forum for the new morality where a girl gets knocked up but isn't sure who's the baby daddy. And Loser TV advertising goes right down the toilet hawking: Sleazy law firms promising get rich quick, storefront ghetto medical/dental clinics, rent to own appliance stores, cheap internet/cell phones and vocational schools. Additional advertising are:

fast food commercials especially for such gourmet eateries as MC Donalds and Checkers. These ads usually feature plenty of loud rap/hip hop music.

"Yo Osphena, turn into Maury and watch that ho Destiny find out who be her little boy's baby daddy, that's must see loser TV." Erica's knocked up again with her third kid and she's just 16 and has nothing better to do than watch Judge Judy on Loser TV.
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by dropthekidsatthepool August 25, 2014

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Thug Babylon

Baltimore City, MD. High crime, too many murders political corruption. A haven for those who want to ride dirt bikes illegally, ourposely blocking traffic. Peope who squeegee your winshield even though 99.99% of motor vehicles have windshield wipers and washers that do the job fine. These miscreants block traffic and provide unwanted solicitation from motorists. They squeegee your windshield whether you want it or not then literally demand money. Urban trolls. Those who refused in many cases have their vehicles vandalized or get physically attacked. The Mayor and states attorney do nothing about it. So, if you want to rob and assault others Baltimore City is for you.

A thug Babylon !Dirt bikers flock to the city to race, do wheelies and block traffic. The city will have well over 300 murders this year. Nothing is done.
The criminal's modern day Babylon.

by dropthekidsatthepool June 23, 2022