fml

f m l
fuck my life

fml i just lost 2 billion dollars off of a bet ~ Bill Gates

HIFW

HIFW
How I felt When

What It Means: This is another acronym that reduces the number of characters you type, giving you more space to say what you want in the 140-character limitation of Twitter. Typically, HIFW is paired with an image, video, or a hilarious reaction GIF when words aren’t enough.

Person 1: This is HIFW the teacher told me to stop talking..
-_________- why you teachin durin my disscussion
Person 2: lol...

lol

lol means laugh out loud. often used online when one thinks something is funny.

Maraya: Watch this video it is so funny! Here is the link www . com!

Timmy: LOL! I JUST WATCHED THIS AND IT'S HILARIOUS..! #MEMESFORLYFEBABY

Maraya: Lol, Timmy it wasn't that funny..! Was it?

DM

DM means Direct Message.
What It Means: Twitter’s Direct Message feature lets you send private messages to your friends, or receive private messages from anyone. It’s especially useful for sharing information you don’t want to post in public, like your phone number or address. “DM” is slowly becoming the default way of telling someone to message you privately, much like “PM” in the past for personal message/private message. For example:

“DM me your contact number plz!”