FFF

Fat Finger FuckUp

I just got this text from Grandpa and it really doesn't make any sense.
Oh, it's probably just a FFF. Isn't he 300# or so??

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PAAH

a Passive Aggressive Ass Hole; a person who is incapable of responding to another human being candidly and without subliminal or conscious negative/manipulative motive.

Can't count on him to complete the job; he's a PAAH.

PaJa

Passive Aggressive Jack Ass; a person who is incapable of responding to another human being candidly and without subliminal or conscious negative/manipulative motive.

Can't count on him to complete the job; he's a PaJa.

Can't count on him to get the job done; he's a PaJa.

disnefication

(diz’ne fi ka shen) Amer, n, v.t., to disnefy; 1. genetic developmental disorder blocking completion of final growth stage of homo sapien, i.e. a perpetual adolescent state of consciousness characterized by inability to distinguish fantasy from reality, to differentiate toys from tools. 2. historically, the most effective confidence game ever practiced by unethical homo sapiens upon other unaware, unsuspecting homo sapiens. 3. effective means of diverting the masses from fact to fiction. 4. colloquially referred to as “Pods and Pads”. 5. best exemplified by Walter Disney, in 1960s Southern California, USA.

Using the best disnefication, he entertained the population, that they might not realize how bad their situation really was.

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