midlife crisis

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.

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smt

Abbreviation for 'something.'

Tamara- What was his name?
Helena- Ryan
Helena- or smt like that.

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Hummer

Besides being a really strange looking huge flat topped car used i nthe military and by some people trying to look really cool when actually looking really dorky... it is a blow job.

Katie wanted to give Joey a Hummer but he said they shouldn't because they are related.

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rip off

When you're on the bad side of the deal. See ripped off.

That $500 guitar was a rip off. I strummed it once and all the strings broke off!

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Jolly Rancher

It's just a slang word for head... or BJ's you know a blow job.

Megan wanted to give Nate a Jolly Rancher and the teacher heard.

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mista

A 'cool' way to say Mister

Did Mista Smith give us any math homework?

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square

1. A 4 sided polygon with equal sides and right angle. Also known as... rhombus, rectangle, parallelagram, quadrilateral....
2. Somebody whose uncool.
3. Fair and square.

1. To find the volume of a square, you do length x width x height.
2. Be there or be square!
3. The bald coach could not admit that the team won fair and square, because they cheated.

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