weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.

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twenty-one

blackjack the card game

Twenty-one is also called blackjack.

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Gayzor Mountains

Also, gayzorians enjoy Microsoft products.

Gayzor! You must like M$!

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Coconut

Mexican gone white, brown on the ouside white on the inside.

Justin is a Coconut

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Plate

A laminated porcelain surface often used for placing foods on before they are digested. The shape of the earth is similar to that of a plate.

I ate coleslaw from a plate. I was then sick on the plate and fed it to my dog.

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tragic

something that is crappy. usually involves people dying

9/11 was tragic

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special cake

the stuff carl brings back from amsterdam init.

look, carls brought back bare special cake
lets eat bare special cake

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