shmeckle

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

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pelced

to be the only person layed off

I was pelced today from my job.

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ryabnn

Cray hot homosexual, but can be strait when needed. His penis is 5 x 5 and remains mostly flacid.

OMG did you see ryan? Yea hes def a tomato. Sucks for him LOL!!

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robo-tripping

Drinking an entire bottle of Robitussin and being under it's influence. It will cause hallucenations, hyper-activity, relaxed sensations and general crazyness.

Brett drank a whole bottle of 'Tussin and now he's robo-tripping!!!

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polyamorous

Having multiple sexual partners. (Generally all at one time)

My polyamorous friend slept with 20 guys this month.

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Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.

Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.

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Ukulele

A small insturment with four string origianlly from hawaiil.

Ukuleles rock

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